its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we're making bets on your personal life
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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