So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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