I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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