Having a random hookup so left but love u
I want to make a zoo with you.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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