You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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