nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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