At least make sure they are 18
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he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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