your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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I want her autograph on my taint
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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