Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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