You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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