He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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