I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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