i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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