Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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