I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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