Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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