I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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