I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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