I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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