The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Is that strawberry winking at me??
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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