He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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