How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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