this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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