im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
