So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I can text with my tongue
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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