So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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