So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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