There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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