coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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