Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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