Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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