THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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