I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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