we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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