if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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