By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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