just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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