He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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