They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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