Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My hand turned me down
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
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I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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