if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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