Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Vodka?
Forever.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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