You can't motorboat a personality
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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