You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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