Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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