Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i will never coherently bang her
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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