dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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