Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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