I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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