Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
you didnt know i had herpes?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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