Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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