Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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